I'm feeling rather buoyant after my latest finds and I'm accelerating towards my goal, so just in case you are too lazy to check in on the blog every day to follow my progress (shame on you), I have made a convenient list for you to print out and tick below. The more of these things that happen, the closer to my goal of finding a $1,000,000 I will be. So just keep an eye out in the media and check these things off as they occur if you want to be an armchair Sidewalker follower. The day you have all ten checked off you can rest assured I have found my 100,000,000th penny.
□ 1. I will have more Twitter followers than Ashton Kutcher.
□ 2. You will see me on Oprah.
□ 3. There will be no more loose change on the floor of America.
□ 4. A loaf of bread will cost you $2,000,000.
□ 5. My latest Twitter follower will be the Great Great Great Grandchild of my first Twitter follower.
□ 6. I will be invited to participate in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 57.
□ 7. The photographic rights to my retirement party will be sold to Hello! e-magazine.
□ 8. Sidewalker Jr. and Little Miss Sidewalker will have soda every night with dinner. (See Tumbleweed Times post)
□ 9. George Lucas will be suing me.
□ 10. You will be buying Sidewalker's Own brand lemonade at the supermarket.
-Luke Sidewalker
-Current balance $11.08
1 comments:
When you reach your $1,000,000 goal, remember your poor relatives, Mr Sidewalker sir!
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